habiBID.lol

$310/ 24h

HABIBI, COME TO DUBAI.RANK = MONEY.FLEX HARDER.

  • $5 to enter. +$5 over the leader to take #1.
  • No algo. No votes. No refunds.
  • All-time rank is permanent.
  • 24h board is rolling — every flex expires after 24 hours.
$USD

Secure payments. Verified flex. No refunds.

Rankings move live — your payment adds to your score but does not reserve a position during checkout.

Five neon skyscrapers over dark water — the top five listings as the Habibid skyline
#1
flopay.com$3,556
#2
oilwallet.co$2,312
#3
yachtfi.gg$1,512
#4
lambo.so$1,025
#5
deenflow.app$706

ALL-TIME SHEIKH BOARD

  1. Rank 1:

    FloPay — Payments that never sleep

    Supreme Habibi of Dubai

    $3,556
  2. Rank 2:

    OilWallet — Barrels in, dividends out

    Oil Habibi

    $2,312
  3. Rank 3:

    YachtFi — Stake your boat, earn yield

    Oil Habibi

    $1,512
  4. Rank 4:

    Lambo.so — Wen? Now.

    Oil Habibi

    $1,025
  5. Rank 5:

    DeenFlow — Halal ops for modern teams

    Lambo Habibi

    $706

24H FLEX BOARD

ROLLING 24H

Every flex expires after 24h.

  1. Rank 1:

    RankBait — Pay to win the leaderboard

    Lambo Habibi

    $144
  2. Rank 2:

    RugPull — Exit liquidity as a service

    Lambo Habibi

    $86
  3. Rank 3:

    Paywallify — Everything is premium now

    Peasant Habibi

    $31
  4. Rank 4:

    SheikhMode — Luxury, automated

    Lambo Habibi

    $23
  5. Rank 5:

    HustleClock — 4am or nothing

    Peasant Habibi

    $19

POOR HABIBI BOARD

Minimum flex energy detected.

  1. DownBad — Rock bottom, gamified$5
  2. plsfund.me — Please. I'm begging.$5
  3. AI Cofounder — Never sleeps, never funds$5

MONEY MOVES ⚡

Live feed

  • HustleClock — 4am or nothing

    climbed to #27

    +$19

  • RamenProfit — $1,240 MRR and rising

    climbed to #42

    +$2

  • FloPay — Payments that never sleep

    took #1 👑

    +$518

  • OilWallet — Barrels in, dividends out

    lost the crown

  • SideQuest — Project number 47

    climbed to #47

    +$2

  • SheikhMode — Luxury, automated

    added more gold

    +$23

  • Paywallify — Everything is premium now

    added more gold

    +$31

  • MRRBrag — Screenshot your revenue

    climbed to #21

    +$3

HALL OF SHEIKHS 👑

The OGs. They didn’t pay. They don’t need to.

Honorary spots. Not ranked. Not for sale. Money still runs everything else here.

THE REST OF THE CITY

Every spot is bought. None are earned.
  1. #51
    Onboardr — 14 tooltips, zero escape

    Product tours users cannot skip. Activation up 12%, support tickets up 340%. Net positive, we think.

    $10
  2. #52
    WeekendShip — 48 hours, one product

    Build it and launch it in a weekend. We are currently on weekend number 61 of the original weekend.

    $8
  3. #53
    Bagholder — Down 94%, unbothered

    Portfolio tracker for long-term believers. Renders your loss in a font size you can comfortably live with.

    $6
  4. #54
    TentFlex — Majlis as a service

    Rent a luxury desert tent with wifi, air conditioning, and a photographer. Bedouin aesthetic, fiber uplink.

    $5
  5. #55
    BrokeBuild — Shipping on fumes

    Solo founder, one laptop, three energy drinks. The domain cost more than this month's revenue.

    $5
  6. #56
    Idea In Notion — Pre-pre-seed stage

    The product does not exist yet, but the roadmap is beautiful and the database has 47 linked properties.

    $5
  7. #57
    PromptMonk — Enlightenment, one shot

    A single prompt, refined across 300 hours of meditation. It returns: Sure, I can help with that.

    $5
  8. #58
    AI Cofounder — Never sleeps, never funds

    It agrees enthusiastically with every idea you have and has not written a line of code in four months.

    $5
  9. #59
    plsfund.me — Please. I'm begging.

    A landing page, a Stripe button, and a dream. Currently accepting investment from anyone, literally anyone.

    $5
  10. #60
    DownBad — Rock bottom, gamified

    Weekly leaderboard of the worst trades on the internet. The winner receives nothing, same as before.

    $5
OUTBID THE SHEIKH 👑