habiBID.lol

$310/ 24h

HABIBI, COME TO DUBAI.RANK = MONEY.FLEX HARDER.

  • $5 to enter. +$5 over the leader to take #1.
  • No algo. No votes. No refunds.
  • All-time rank is permanent.
  • 24h board is rolling — every flex expires after 24 hours.
$USD

Secure payments. Verified flex. No refunds.

Rankings move live — your payment adds to your score but does not reserve a position during checkout.

Five neon skyscrapers over dark water — the top five listings as the Habibid skyline
#1
moneyprinter.ai$301
#2
promptdaddy.ai$298
#3
agentswarm.ai$169
#4
seoslop.tools$123
#5
gptwrapper.ai$47

ALL-TIME SHEIKH BOARD

  1. Rank 1:

    MoneyPrinter — AI that goes brrr

    Supreme Habibi of Dubai

    $301
  2. Rank 2:

    PromptDaddy — Prompts that convert

    Lambo Habibi

    $298
  3. Rank 3:

    AgentSwarm — 400 agents, one problem

    Gold Habibi

    $169
  4. Rank 4:

    SEO Slop — Content at planetary scale

    Gold Habibi

    $123
  5. Rank 5:

    GPTWrapper — A textarea with pricing

    Peasant Habibi

    $47

24H FLEX BOARD

ROLLING 24H

Every flex expires after 24h.

Dubai is suspiciously quiet.Be the first flex of the day.

POOR HABIBI BOARD

Minimum flex energy detected.

  1. DownBad — Rock bottom, gamified$5
  2. plsfund.me — Please. I'm begging.$5
  3. AI Cofounder — Never sleeps, never funds$5

MONEY MOVES ⚡

Live feed

  • HustleClock — 4am or nothing

    climbed to #27

    +$19

  • RamenProfit — $1,240 MRR and rising

    climbed to #42

    +$2

  • FloPay — Payments that never sleep

    took #1 👑

    +$518

  • OilWallet — Barrels in, dividends out

    lost the crown

  • SideQuest — Project number 47

    climbed to #47

    +$2

  • SheikhMode — Luxury, automated

    added more gold

    +$23

  • Paywallify — Everything is premium now

    added more gold

    +$31

  • MRRBrag — Screenshot your revenue

    climbed to #21

    +$3

HALL OF SHEIKHS 👑

The OGs. They didn’t pay. They don’t need to.

Honorary spots. Not ranked. Not for sale. Money still runs everything else here.

THE REST OF THE CITY

Every spot is bought. None are earned.
  1. #6
    VibeCheck — AI code review, but chill

    Reads your pull request and says it looks great. Teams ship 4x faster with a 100% approval rate.

    $41
  2. #7
    NeuralBarber — Fades, computed

    Upload a selfie and our model recommends the same mid fade it recommends to everyone. 98% satisfaction.

    $35
  3. #8
    CopyClone — Write like the greats

    Trained on every landing page ever written, which is why yours now also says Supercharge Your Workflow.

    $29
  4. #9
    AgentCFO — Your books, hallucinated

    An autonomous finance agent that closes your month in four minutes and invents roughly two of the numbers.

    $19
  5. #10
    Hallucinate — Confidently incorrect

    An LLM that never admits it does not know. Perfect for pitch decks, board meetings, and legal filings.

    $13
  6. #11
    PromptMonk — Enlightenment, one shot

    A single prompt, refined across 300 hours of meditation. It returns: Sure, I can help with that.

    $5
  7. #12
    AI Cofounder — Never sleeps, never funds

    It agrees enthusiastically with every idea you have and has not written a line of code in four months.

    $5
OUTBID THE SHEIKH 👑