HABIBI, COME TO DUBAI.RANK = MONEY.FLEX HARDER.
- $5 to enter. +$5 over the leader to take #1.
- No algo. No votes. No refunds.
- All-time rank is permanent.
- 24h board is rolling — every flex expires after 24 hours.
ALL-TIME SHEIKH BOARD
- Rank 1:$3,556
FloPay — Payments that never sleep
Supreme Habibi of Dubai
- Rank 2:$706
DeenFlow — Halal ops for modern teams
Lambo Habibi
- Rank 3:$482
RankBait — Pay to win the leaderboard
Lambo Habibi
- Rank 4:$250
SaaSWhale — Enterprise deals on autopilot
Lambo Habibi
- Rank 5:$138
ChurnKiller — Nobody cancels here
Gold Habibi
24H FLEX BOARD
ROLLING 24HEvery flex expires after 24h.
- Rank 1:$144
RankBait — Pay to win the leaderboard
Lambo Habibi
- Rank 2:$31
Paywallify — Everything is premium now
Peasant Habibi
POOR HABIBI BOARD
Minimum flex energy detected.
- DownBad — Rock bottom, gamified$5
- plsfund.me — Please. I'm begging.$5
- AI Cofounder — Never sleeps, never funds$5
MONEY MOVES ⚡
Live feedHALL OF SHEIKHS 👑
The OGs. They didn’t pay. They don’t need to.
- THE ORIGINAL SHEIKH
outbid.lol
Started the whole thing. One night, three hours of code, $200k+ of pure flex. We kneel.
- HONORARY HABIBI
winning.com
Saw the gold rush, bought a ticket.
- HONORARY HABIBI
outbid.immo
The sheikh of real estate boards.
- HONORARY HABIBI
indie.game
Pay to climb, play to judge.
Honorary spots. Not ranked. Not for sale. Money still runs everything else here.
THE REST OF THE CITY
Every spot is bought. None are earned.- #6InvoiceWhisper — Get paid, politelySaaS That Prints
Sends escalating reminders written by a model trained on passive aggression. 31% faster collections.
Gold Habibi24h $0$72 - #7ColdEmail.tools — Inbox, meet volumeSaaS That Prints
Send 40,000 personalized emails that all open with the exact same compliment about their podcast.
Peasant Habibi24h $0$49 - #8Paywallify — Everything is premium nowSaaS That Prints
One line of JS puts a paywall in front of any feature, including the logout button. Revenue up 22%.
Peasant Habibi24h $31$38 - #9Dunning.tools — Failed cards, recoveredSaaS That Prints
Retries declined payments at statistically optimal moments, mostly 3am on payday. Recovers 38% of lost MRR.
Peasant Habibi24h $0$33 - #10UpsellGoblin — More seats, alwaysSaaS That Prints
Detects when a team invites a fourth member and immediately triggers an enterprise conversation.
Peasant Habibi24h $0$27 - #11SeatLicense — Per-seat, per-foreverSaaS That Prints
A billing engine built entirely around making annual contracts impossible to downgrade mid-term.
Peasant Habibi24h $0$16 - #12Onboardr — 14 tooltips, zero escapeSaaS That Prints
Product tours users cannot skip. Activation up 12%, support tickets up 340%. Net positive, we think.
Peasant Habibi24h $0$10