HABIBI, COME TO DUBAI.RANK = MONEY.FLEX HARDER.
- $5 to enter. +$5 over the leader to take #1.
- No algo. No votes. No refunds.
- All-time rank is permanent.
- 24h board is rolling — every flex expires after 24 hours.
ALL-TIME SHEIKH BOARD
- Rank 1:$2,312
OilWallet — Barrels in, dividends out
Supreme Habibi of Dubai
- Rank 2:$1,025
Lambo.so — Wen? Now.
Oil Habibi
- Rank 3:$419
SheikhMode — Luxury, automated
Lambo Habibi
- Rank 4:$152
BurjBuild — Build tall, bill taller
Gold Habibi
- Rank 5:$106
GoldBar — Bullion, but an app
Gold Habibi
24H FLEX BOARD
ROLLING 24HEvery flex expires after 24h.
- Rank 1:$23
SheikhMode — Luxury, automated
Lambo Habibi
POOR HABIBI BOARD
Minimum flex energy detected.
- DownBad — Rock bottom, gamified$5
- plsfund.me — Please. I'm begging.$5
- AI Cofounder — Never sleeps, never funds$5
MONEY MOVES ⚡
Live feedHALL OF SHEIKHS 👑
The OGs. They didn’t pay. They don’t need to.
- THE ORIGINAL SHEIKH
outbid.lol
Started the whole thing. One night, three hours of code, $200k+ of pure flex. We kneel.
- HONORARY HABIBI
winning.com
Saw the gold rush, bought a ticket.
- HONORARY HABIBI
outbid.immo
The sheikh of real estate boards.
- HONORARY HABIBI
indie.game
Pay to climb, play to judge.
Honorary spots. Not ranked. Not for sale. Money still runs everything else here.
THE REST OF THE CITY
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Multi-tenant valet infrastructure for buildings where the parking garage genuinely needs a load balancer.
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A newsletter about moving your company to a free zone. 40,000 subscribers, three of whom actually moved.
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Same-day couture rentals for events announced 90 minutes in advance. The tailor arrives with the dress.
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Cold-pressed camel milk delivered weekly. Higher in iron than cow milk and eight times the price.
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Rent a luxury desert tent with wifi, air conditioning, and a photographer. Bedouin aesthetic, fiber uplink.
Peasant Habibi24h $0$5