habiBID.lol

$310/ 24h

HABIBI, COME TO DUBAI.RANK = MONEY.FLEX HARDER.

  • $5 to enter. +$5 over the leader to take #1.
  • No algo. No votes. No refunds.
  • All-time rank is permanent.
  • 24h board is rolling — every flex expires after 24 hours.
$USD

Secure payments. Verified flex. No refunds.

Rankings move live — your payment adds to your score but does not reserve a position during checkout.

Five neon skyscrapers over dark water — the top five listings as the Habibid skyline
#1
yachtfi.gg$1,512
#2
rugpull.finance$364
#3
camelcoin.gg$184
#4
degenfit.app$94
#5
tokenmaxi.gg$59

ALL-TIME SHEIKH BOARD

  1. Rank 1:

    YachtFi — Stake your boat, earn yield

    Supreme Habibi of Dubai

    $1,512
  2. Rank 2:

    RugPull — Exit liquidity as a service

    Lambo Habibi

    $364
  3. Rank 3:

    CamelCoin — The desert runs on hump

    Gold Habibi

    $184
  4. Rank 4:

    DegenFit — Bet on your own gains

    Gold Habibi

    $94
  5. Rank 5:

    TokenMaxi — Maximum conviction

    Gold Habibi

    $59

24H FLEX BOARD

ROLLING 24H

Every flex expires after 24h.

  1. Rank 1:

    RugPull — Exit liquidity as a service

    Lambo Habibi

    $86

POOR HABIBI BOARD

Minimum flex energy detected.

  1. DownBad — Rock bottom, gamified$5
  2. plsfund.me — Please. I'm begging.$5
  3. AI Cofounder — Never sleeps, never funds$5

MONEY MOVES ⚡

Live feed

  • HustleClock — 4am or nothing

    climbed to #27

    +$19

  • RamenProfit — $1,240 MRR and rising

    climbed to #42

    +$2

  • FloPay — Payments that never sleep

    took #1 👑

    +$518

  • OilWallet — Barrels in, dividends out

    lost the crown

  • SideQuest — Project number 47

    climbed to #47

    +$2

  • SheikhMode — Luxury, automated

    added more gold

    +$23

  • Paywallify — Everything is premium now

    added more gold

    +$31

  • MRRBrag — Screenshot your revenue

    climbed to #21

    +$3

HALL OF SHEIKHS 👑

The OGs. They didn’t pay. They don’t need to.

Honorary spots. Not ranked. Not for sale. Money still runs everything else here.

THE REST OF THE CITY

Every spot is bought. None are earned.
  1. #6
    LeveragedLife — 100x your existence

    Margin trading for people who describe their liquidation as a learning experience. Risk warning skippable.

    $43
  2. #7
    MoonMath — The chart only goes up

    Backtesting engine that removes every losing trade as a statistical outlier. Sharpe ratio: yes.

    $36
  3. #8
    Liquidated — A support group with fees

    Community for traders who have gone to zero at least twice. Weekly calls, group therapy, referral link.

    $31
  4. #9
    SlotStack — Spin infrastructure

    Headless casino API for builders who want to add just a little bit of gambling to their productivity app.

    $25
  5. #10
    CopeTrade — It was a long-term hold

    Journaling app that rewrites your trade thesis after the fact so that you were right the entire time.

    $14
  6. #11
    Bagholder — Down 94%, unbothered

    Portfolio tracker for long-term believers. Renders your loss in a font size you can comfortably live with.

    $6
  7. #12
    DownBad — Rock bottom, gamified

    Weekly leaderboard of the worst trades on the internet. The winner receives nothing, same as before.

    $5
OUTBID THE SHEIKH 👑